tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819339714517602768.post1445988868272028785..comments2012-01-01T10:56:59.542-08:00Comments on Tattie bogle: Just Another Day in ParadiseIs the Wizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10761353128112632116noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819339714517602768.post-25062327398931769012010-07-29T10:53:12.851-07:002010-07-29T10:53:12.851-07:00Dear Is the Wiz,
I think it's good for your e...Dear Is the Wiz, <br />I think it's good for your equilibrium to write the speech now - then let it rest, as you would do with seeds (although you are allowed sometimes to sprinkle a few drops of new ideas on them), and don't try to get too perfect. As you know, slugs are willing to devour all sorts of marigolds, regardless of colour or height! BrittaBrittahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10688373434576442657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819339714517602768.post-45362779659304920782010-07-13T15:04:56.028-07:002010-07-13T15:04:56.028-07:00Keeping it clean - here's a joke that's do...Keeping it clean - here's a joke that's doing the rounds:<br /><br />An old man lived alone and his only son Vincent was incarcerated in Barlinnie for his part in a jewel heist. He got a long term because the gems were never recovered. The old man resented his son's absence because now he had no one to help him dig his plot. With hardly any rain the ground was as hard as rock.<br />The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.<br /><br />Dear Vincent,<br /><br />I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant any veg this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. <br /><br />Love Dad<br /><br />A few days later he received a letter from his son.<br /><br />Dear Dad, <br /><br />Whatever you do don't dig over that plot. Wait till I get out first. <br /><br />Love Vinnie<br /><br />At 4 a.m. the next morning, the police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding anything of interest. They apologized to the old man and left.<br /><br />The very next day the old man received another letter from his son.<br /><br />Dear Dad, <br /><br />Go ahead and plant the veg now. That's the best I could do <br />under the circumstances. <br /><br />Love VinnieMal's Allotmenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12349857165496487250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819339714517602768.post-67867327469535434822010-07-06T23:16:01.475-07:002010-07-06T23:16:01.475-07:00I know Mal, but I keep bumping into the Secretary,...I know Mal, but I keep bumping into the Secretary, who tells me how much they're looking forward to it. They must have desperate lives or he's tactfully reminding me. So I thought if I did some prep I could stop worrying about it.Is the Wizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10761353128112632116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819339714517602768.post-69235069511308368272010-07-05T12:57:34.711-07:002010-07-05T12:57:34.711-07:00Gee Willickers Izzy, your blog is looking a bit sw...Gee Willickers Izzy, your blog is looking a bit swanky!<br /><br />You'll have no problem with your audience because you are passionate about what you are talking about. If not... you've already figured out plan B. But seriously - November ?!?!Mal's Allotmenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12349857165496487250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819339714517602768.post-47052332894908491602010-07-05T12:10:30.578-07:002010-07-05T12:10:30.578-07:00It's not perfect Dene, but I've had worse,...It's not perfect Dene, but I've had worse, including working as an artist's model. Perhaps that's why I balk at the mention of dwarf strippers, IG, tho' if I can pluck up the courage it should at least guarantee I'll never get asked back.Is the Wizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10761353128112632116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819339714517602768.post-67043965497335975962010-07-05T11:12:58.083-07:002010-07-05T11:12:58.083-07:00Not until November? We can all rally around and ge...Not until November? We can all rally around and get you a cracking speech written by then. Might I suggest, by way of an ice breaker...<br /><br />"Seedlings are very much like like dwarf strippers. Give them a drink and they'll grow on you, but whatever you do, don't take their heads off with a flymo, because that costs extra!"<br /><br />Is that heading down the right road?The Idiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18345021580985320660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819339714517602768.post-62239052535495466802010-07-05T08:30:26.482-07:002010-07-05T08:30:26.482-07:00The post title sums it up Iz, sounds like the perf...The post title sums it up Iz, sounds like the perfect job to me.Dene Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14899292992539072485noreply@blogger.com