Aaaargh! So it's not enough that I spent the Christmas break shovelling snow, grovelling to fuel suppliers and rescuing Antipodeans. I've just seen the damage the **** rabbits have done to my espaliered apples. The varmints have been able to reach above the rabbit guards thanks to the frozen snow. Four years work destroyed by ravenous bunnies. Does anyone know how to do a triple bypass on a tree trunk?
If only I was callous enough to kill the little monsters, I'm quite partial to rabbit stew. Sadly, I have "Soft Touch" tattooed on my forehead.